I'm Abed Nadir. That's all you need to know.

Though I suppose you'd also want to know that the guy next to me in my sidebar is Troy, he's my best friend. The Constable to my Inspector, if you will.



  • Jeff: abed i may want to have sex with annie don't let me try
  • please
  • Abed: If you really don't want to have sex with her then you won't.

areyoufeelingme:

S03E16 - Virtual Systems Analysis

“The scenarios you run in here are like great science fiction. They’re impressive and detailed, and insightful… Your simulations are nothing more than anxieties. You’re afraid you won’t fit in, you’re afraid you’ll be alone. Great news — you share that with all of us, so you’ll never be alone. And you’ll always fit in.

community meme → six outfits

  • Abed: Fine, I'll be there.
  • Annie: You're a life savour.
  • Abed: I know.
  • Abed: Why would you need my help?
  • Annie: Because it's a group assignment, Abed!!
  • Abed: Fine, I'll be there.
  • Annie: Abed, we need your help on our History diorama!
  • Abed: Why would you need my help?
  • Jeff: dude you need to come with me to shirley's and help annie and me with the diorama. i can't go alone. i'll end up doing- things
  • Abed: Sorry Jeff... I've got some things to do.
  • Jeff: whAT? WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY HAVE TO DO? screw you abed!
  • Abed: The dreamatorium awaits....
  • Jeff: NO. don't give me the dreamatorium crap! i need you right now!
  • Abed: Sorry go to go, the Blorgons are attacking.
  • Jeff: dude you need to come with me to shirley's and help annie and me with the diorama. i can't go alone. i'll end up doing- things
  • Abed: Sorry Jeff... I've got some things to do.
  • Jeff: whAT? WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY HAVE TO DO? screw you abed!
  • Abed: The dreamatorium awaits....